The Fakist 1×03 – What The Health

EPISODE 3 – From essential oils to capital punishment to the health benefits of fast food, we’re focusing on your wellbeing.

Can owning a cat can lead to a longer life (for you, not the cat)? We’re talking about it meow on WHAT THE HEALTH? Then, Grace Hubberstafforford investigates the latest viral marketing campaign for horror series THE PURGE. Is a long life a cruel and unusual punishment? We report. Martin Zendler (voiced by The Modern Rogue himself Brian Brushwood) cooks up some grime in the soda machine and killer bees at Madam Ka-Prow’s Thai Bistro. All that, plus Paul gets a cat, coming up on The Fakist.

Covering the fake news… For Real.

Paul DaFoe, along with the best news team in the business, breaks fake news from the worlds of politics, sports, entertainment, and Neptune.

If the news is #BREAKING, it’s probably The Fakist who’s breaking it.

CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

GRIMM ACE – Peter Price
DEADPAN MAN – Michael Lucero
BALL PIT MAN – Roberto Villegas
BALL PIT CHILD – Dorkface Delroy
ELIZABETH CHAMBERS – Anne Marie
MCDONALD’S CREW MEMBER – Bobby Hawke
ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie
BARBARA GORMLY – Monica Jones
DEBRA DAWNSTAR – Anne Marie
BRYSON – Dorkface & Doofy Delroy
DOCTOR LOU LARO – Adam Paulauski
TONY THOMAS –Peter Price
ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas
MARTIN ZENDLER – Brian Brushwood
BEEKEEPER – Bill Meeks
THELMA MINKS – Anne Marie
BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke
GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
MITZI MOON – Hope Mullinax
BRANDON BASHEM – Charles Johnson
MR. FREEZE 7-UP – Bill Meeks

MUSIC

Bama Country Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Drankin Song Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Sci-Fi – https://www.bensound.com

Jazz Comedy – https://www.bensound.com

Straight – https://www.bensound.com

Space 1990 Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/+

Tenderness – https://www.bensound.com

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