Podcasts

EPISODE 7 – A tribute to a man who flew 597 feet too far. The Fakist Presents Birdman Stan: Fly High, a hastily thrown together tribute to the man whose “Lazy Eye in the Sky” drifted toward heaven far too soon. Then, a Teen Wolf fancast welcomes an historic guest. All that, plus The Bieber Babies… All Grown Up!

Covering the fake news… For Real.

Paul DaFoe, along with the best news team in the business, breaks fake news from the worlds of politics, sports, entertainment, and Neptune.

If the news is #BREAKING, it’s probably The Fakist who’s breaking it.

CAST

BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke

MALCOLM MCDOWELL – John Harrison

SPECIAL ANNOUNCER – Derek O’Neill

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

CLAUS GLEASON – Evan

RANDY “PA” SHUTTLE – Saker

KIM JON-UN – Himself
KIM JON-UN TRANSLATOR – Michael Lucero
JEFF GOLDBLUM – Michael Lucero
PROMO PRODUCER – Morgan Glennon
FIRE CHIEF – Charles Johnson
MAMA BUTTRAM – frutron of Hollywood Is Hard
YOUNG BIRDMAN STAN – Dorkface Delroy
CINDY – Elizabeth Plascencia
GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper
JAKE STEIN – Justin Robert Young
CHEEKY CHEESE KID 1 – Dinah Delroy
CHEEKY CHEESE KID 1 – Dorkface Delroy
CHEEKY CHEESE KID 1 – Doofy Delroy
CHEEKY CHEESE – Michael Lucero
MYSTIC DUDE – Bryce Castillo
POLICE OFFICER – Peter Price
CURLEYWORLD KID 1 – Ariane Marchese
CURLEYWORLD KID 2 – Mae Ann Louisse Sigua
BROCOLLI BITES ANNOUNCE – Bill Meeks
PRINCIPAL – Adam Paulauski
KENNY – Peter Price
OLD TIME DETECTIVE – Peter Price
STEVIE – Ariane Marchese
HUMMING DAD – Peter Price
SHELIA – Mae Ann Louisse Sigua
DONALD BIEBER – Dean Demarest of Cos-A-Commotion
JEAN BIEBER – Shellane Demarest of Cos-A-Commotion
STEVE ROBERTSON – Bill Meeks
JUSTIN BIEBER – Robert D Ross
FRANNIE FLUKE – Rachel Boat
TONY THOMAS – Peter Price
GLENN KARAOKE – Bobby Hawke
GUY IN THE CROWD – Bobby Hawke
BATMAN ANNOUNCER – Peter Price

EPISODE 6 – With a beloved Fakist family member dead, our team is behind schedule producing a memorial special. Executive Producer In Charge of Production LeAnn Snyder came up with a killer idea: A Fakist podcast! In the first FAKE CAST, LeAnn interviews The Fakist himself Paul DaFoe. Find out how he got his start in #FakeNews, and how he’s handling our big loss. PLUS: #BreakingNews We finally reveal who let the dogs out. This is the FAKE CAST, and we probably won’t make any more of them.

Covering the fake news… For Real.

Paul DaFoe, along with the best news team in the business, breaks fake news from the worlds of politics, sports, entertainment, and Neptune.

If the news is #BREAKING, it’s probably The Fakist who’s breaking it.

CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

EPISODE 5 – Hollywood finally gets the spotlight it deserves.

Carrie Tart tells you totes everything going on in Hollywood. Then, we have an exclusive preview of a new Newflix documentary featuring aging pop stars you might not remember. The MPAA unleashes the “Spoiler Police” on an unsuspecting populace. All that, plus protesters attack the studio, coming up on The Fakist.

Covering the fake news… For Real.

Paul DaFoe, along with the best news team in the business, breaks fake news from the worlds of politics, sports, entertainment, and Neptune.

If the news is #BREAKING, it’s probably The Fakist who’s breaking it.

CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

CARRIE TART – frutron of Hollywood Is Hard

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie

GREGG ALEXANDER – Bill Meeks

AVERAGE MAN – CJ Boat

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

DILLON XANDER – Peter Price

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE – Peter Price

FEMALE ANNOUNCER – Shellane Demarest of Cos-A-Commotion

CURTIS ARMSTRONG – Dean Demarest of Cos-A-Commotion

UNDERCOVER COP – Michael Lucero

CLERK – Joel VanValkenburg-Huff

BRENT ARNOLD – Charles Johnson

SWAT TEAM MEMBER – Tim Delroy

GREG CHAMBERS – Derek O’Neill

JUAN TORRES – Roberto Villegas

BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper

JANITOR JIM – Bobby Hawke

JAKE STEIN – Justin Robert Young

BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke

MIA WALLACE – Amy Hypnarowski

LANCE – Bill Meeks

MICKEY MOUSE – Bill Meeks

MUSIC

You Got What You Gave Suite
Music by Stephan Carroll

Inspire – https://www.bensound.com

“Overcast” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“Laser Groove” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“Covert Affair” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Badass – https://www.bensound.com

“Teddy Bear Waltz” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Remember the Stars – Techno Mix
Ready And Waiting
Danosongs

EPISODE 4 – Absolute power corrupts? Absolutely.

Whatcha’ thinking, Paul? The Fakist himself documents his quest for a new lunch place in a scathing editorial. Then, the millennial messiah, Mr. Rogers returns from the grave, but can his fans accept his new career path? We’ve got the lowdown. Elon Musk responds to mounting online criticisms in an exclusive in-studio interview. All that, plus British braggart Ron Joliver, coming up on The Fakist.

Covering the fake news… For Real.

Paul DaFoe, along with the best news team in the business, breaks fake news from the worlds of politics, sports, entertainment, and Neptune.

If the news is #BREAKING, it’s probably The Fakist who’s breaking it.

CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

RON JOLIVER – John Harrison
DON SUMULATIO – Bryce Castillo
WESLEY SIMULATIO – Joel VanValkenburg-Huff
MR. ROGERS – Bobby Hawke
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP – Peter Price
SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN – Morgan Glennon
JENNY NEIGHBORHOOD – Bri Ahearn
DUSTIN NEIGHBORHOOD – Peter Price
ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas
SARAH GILLEY – Shellane Demarest
JOYCELYN ELDERS – Shellane Demarest
ELON MUSK – Michael Lucero
BERTRAM KCOM – Adam Paulauski
CANDI – Anne Marie DeSimone
BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke
GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
JUDY DOYLE – Hope Mullinax
PHIL STEVENSON – Robert D Ross
TEENAGER – Bill Meeks

EPISODE 3 – From essential oils to capital punishment to the health benefits of fast food, we’re focusing on your wellbeing.

Can owning a cat can lead to a longer life (for you, not the cat)? We’re talking about it meow on WHAT THE HEALTH? Then, Grace Hubberstafforford investigates the latest viral marketing campaign for horror series THE PURGE. Is a long life a cruel and unusual punishment? We report. Martin Zendler (voiced by The Modern Rogue himself Brian Brushwood) cooks up some grime in the soda machine and killer bees at Madam Ka-Prow’s Thai Bistro. All that, plus Paul gets a cat, coming up on The Fakist.

Covering the fake news… For Real.

Paul DaFoe, along with the best news team in the business, breaks fake news from the worlds of politics, sports, entertainment, and Neptune.

If the news is #BREAKING, it’s probably The Fakist who’s breaking it.

CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

GRIMM ACE – Peter Price
DEADPAN MAN – Michael Lucero
BALL PIT MAN – Roberto Villegas
BALL PIT CHILD – Dorkface Delroy
ELIZABETH CHAMBERS – Anne Marie
MCDONALD’S CREW MEMBER – Bobby Hawke
ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie
BARBARA GORMLY – Monica Jones
DEBRA DAWNSTAR – Anne Marie
BRYSON – Dorkface & Doofy Delroy
DOCTOR LOU LARO – Adam Paulauski
TONY THOMAS –Peter Price
ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas
MARTIN ZENDLER – Brian Brushwood
BEEKEEPER – Bill Meeks
THELMA MINKS – Anne Marie
BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke
GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere
MITZI MOON – Hope Mullinax
BRANDON BASHEM – Charles Johnson
MR. FREEZE 7-UP – Bill Meeks

MUSIC

Bama Country Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Drankin Song Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Sci-Fi – https://www.bensound.com

Jazz Comedy – https://www.bensound.com

Straight – https://www.bensound.com

Space 1990 Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Tenderness – https://www.bensound.com

EPISODE 2 – Ever have to deal with a rotten customer? Make MacFlurries? Looking for “delivery near me?” We tackle the service industry and all its horrors.

What local pot shop chopped the top off their resource crop? Then, we’re breaking the news before it happens in UP TO THE MINUTE. Did you hear about Bilbo Bixby, local folk hero? We’ve got the scoop. Birdman Stan flies into the heart of the action. All that plus a look ahead at this weekend’s Regatta with Byron Seales in the Mythological Weather Crisis Center, coming up on The Fakist.

Covering the fake news… For Real.

Paul DaFoe, along with the best news team in the business, breaks fake news from the worlds of politics, sports, entertainment, and Neptune.

If the news is #BREAKING, it’s probably The Fakist who’s breaking it.

CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

BYRON SEALES – Tony Hooper
ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas
LEANN – Rebecca Johnson
JOHNNY DOOBOIS – Adam Paulauski
TONY METZ – Peter Price
HIPPIE – Bobby Hawke
BIRDMAN STAN – Bobby Hawke
LYDIA APPLEBOTTOM – Anne Marie
RENT-A-KIDS – Doofy, Dinah, and Dorkface Delroy
DRAMATIC REENACTOR – Michael Lucero
TIM DELROY – Himself
GEORGE SLAPDASHKI – Peter Price
BILBO BIXBY – Michael Lucero
BERNIE MCFERNIE – Tom Merritt
BARTENDER – Bill Meeks
SOME DUDE – Bill Meeks
TRINI – Anne Marie

MUSIC
Madam Ka-Prow’s (New Lunch Place)
Performed by Paul DaFoe, Rebecca Johnson, Tony Hooper, and Bobby Hawke
Music by Stephan Carroll

Buddy – https://www.bensound.com

Epic – https://www.bensound.com

Extreme Action, Hey! – https://www.bensound.com
Rushed Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Killers Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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EPISODE 1 – What Walking Dead whoopsie got one local priest into hot water? Then, clowns try to shake the stigma of Stephen King’s It. Did you know Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter was based on a real person? We’ve got the scoop. You’ll meet our new Producer Leann in our rotating segment Revolving Door. All that and Traffic with Jake Stein, coming up on The Fakist.

Covering the fake news… For Real.

Paul DaFoe, along with the best news team in the business, breaks fake news from the worlds of politics, sports, entertainment, and Neptune.

If the news is #BREAKING, it’s probably The Fakist who’s breaking it.

CAST

PAUL DAFOE – Bill Meeks

LEANN – Rebecca Johnson

JAKE STEIN – Justin Robert Young

ANNOUNCER – Roberto Villegas

JK ROWLING – John Harrison

CBN INTERVIEWER – Derek O’Neill

TOM VULDERMORT – Derek O’Neill

BBC REPORTER – John Harrison

MONOLOGUING ACTOR – Bill Meeks

FATHER RYAN – Bobby Hawke

PARISHIONER – Bill Meeks

ELLA FITZPATRICK – Anne Marie

CINDY – Elizabeth Plascencia

ZIPPER MAN – Bill Meeks

POLICE CHIEF – Bill Meeks

ICEPICK KILLER – Bill Meeks

GRACE HUBERSTAFFORFORD – Wynn Mercere

PAGLIACCI – Michael Lucero

PENNYWISE – Bill Meeks

STEPHEN KING – Bill Meeks

MUSIC

What’s Going On?

Performed by Jake Stein

Lyrics by Justin Robert Young

Music by Stephan Carroll

“NewsSting” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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The Path of the Goblin King v2 Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Extreme Action, Hey! – https://www.bensound.com

Sad Day – https://www.bensound.com

Creepy – https://www.bensound.com

Jingle 2 by Monplaisir is licensed under a CC0 1.0 Universal License.

Welcome to HorrorLand Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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